Painting of Peonies, in an orange vase

26/07/12 

Youth- Daughter

Sorry for not posting in a while, had a bit of a break! This song is really quaint and sutble. It grows on you like a vine... Jack. Enjoy. Better to do short posts, than no post at all! 

The 'Illusive' Albino Squirrel...

Does it even exist? Does it have any special powers? How dangerous is it? Rodent or Hero?

Well... let me tell you that...

• Yes! It does exist!
• Yes! It does have special powers!
• And yes! It it's a whopping 6.7 on the danger scale!

I met one the other day, and although Ted was as lovely an albino squirrel as you'll ever meet, he scared the living shit out of me. They have powers. Magical 'Powers'. Ted could fire lightning bolts. No word of a lie. 

(http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu285/Dr_Unk/whitey-deck-032104-2-smaller.jpg)

However, listen up children, they are very rare. Only one on each continent apparently. Last winter was extremely cold and snowed heavily. Leaving me to worry on how Ted was getting on. Infact, the cold weather allowed him to use the snow as camouflage and catch his victims in daylight hours. A time when albino squirrels never hunt. He was catching and eating things like mice, talking donkeys and he said he'd taken down a Boeing 747, with the help of Saul the Albino Gorrila. Although i didn't quite believe him on that occasion.  

Still, the albino squirrel is a dangerous animal. So all ye good people, be safe out there!

Danger Levels & Granny Gangs

Looking in the mirror, shortly after waking up, I consider my self to look like an angry viking. Wild hair, beard down to my chest, a dragon tattoo, several fair maidens in my hey bed. I look dangerous. 8.2/10 on the Danger levels. 

However, when i ask others how dangerous they think I am, they say  0. 

'Fair enough' I reply, 'Fair enough'. Truth be told that reflection i saw in the mirror consisted of the messy hair... and er... that's about it.

 Its neither a good or bad thing how dangerous someone looks, but i still find it amusing to picture people in historical situations and imagine how they would look. Someone like Drogba or Ibrahimovic would surely be a warrior while someone like Rowan Atkinson i can truly see as a Butler.

Genetics are funny things...

Michael Palin though, a solid 11/10 for dangerousness. You have to be on the lookout for the granny gangs. Most dangerous beings to exist. I heard they slayed John Cleese with a banana...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tq89_rAu_s

The Walking Dead Comics!

I've never really been into comics before, but recently i discovered the 'The Walking Dead Comics'! I'd really enjoyed the TV show but the comics area truely awesome! 


Can't help but think this may turn into another 'Lost scenario'. Once you've read or watched one, you cant stop!

Minecraft Poster

This was one of the first posters for 'Minecraft'. A game developed by a small indie company called Mojang! Just go onto Youtube's homepage and around 90% of the videos will be on building dirt houses! I really like the poster's style as it uses a 2D bit theme that really captures the games character!

ISO50 Blog

Before starting my own blog, i had seen quite a few others, but my favourate was definitely ISO50. 


Just a fantastic range and diverse collection of interesting and unusual stuff. I was recently looking at a post about 'Swiss Bunkers', and who knew how wacky they could be!? 

http://blog.iso50.com/